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Much Semen About It on Holi

I love ‘Holi’. It is a great Hindu festival celebrated by all Indians.

Like all festivals this is best enjoyed with family and friends.

Of course you are going to get some obnoxious characters in and around your area who would think that its a festival that gives everyone a right to act moronically by throwing water balloons and smearing colour on any and everyone, even if you do not know the person.

It is true that sometimes women are targeted. Some men just get a high on seeing a woman wet. I suppose it something their used to seeing at home with their family members. Sorry to be crude here, but those men who do not know how to respect a woman during Holi must first try and get a high by getting the women in their house wet.

It is gruesome and sick to read about semen filled balloons being thrown on girls. Of course everyone knows that this not a Holi tradition but an intent of some miscreants who want to give Holi -a Hindu festival a bad name.

Sickos will act sick irrespective of any festivals. Who knows during Christmas, a Sick Santa might give sperm-laced gifts to girls.

So when people start attacking the festival of Holi because of some sperm-balloons I am shocked and amused. Holi has nothing to do with it.

I am even more stunned that someone managed to exercise the hand so much to collect enough sperm to fill a balloon. It simply a mind-boggling feet.

Surprises aside, I think we should let the police investigate the mystery of the sperm-balloons and eager ‘Vicky Donors’; arrest them and given a walloping that sperms will chose never to come out ever in a balloon or a sexual act.

Have a wonderful Holi with family and friends.

P.S. On a much lighter note. Semens in India have decided to go on a strike because of the bad name they have received because of the balloon incidents. So for the next few weeks men are going to be impotent and there will be an over stock of Durex balloons.

Savio Rodrigues

Savio Rodrigues Founder & Editor-in-Chief GoaChronicle.com

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